Living Like a Founding Father Left Me Drunk and Covered in Leeches
The Founding Fathers may have dreamed up the greatest democracy since Ancient Greece, but they also drank constantly and smelled like trash.
I Cheated Death in a Ceremonial Horse Race
For a week each year, the villagers of Todos Santos, Guatemala, get wasted and race horses. Sometimes people fall, sometimes people die. I decided to join them.
Meet the Struggling South African Cult that Tried to Kill Demon Hitler
Bernard Poolman tried to remake himself as the next L. Ron Hubbard and failed gloriously.
Powdered Alcohol Got Me Drunk the Worst Way Possible
Don't try this at home.
I Lived on Trump Products to See if It Would Make Me Great Again
For five days, everything I ate, drank, and watched either had Trump's name or face on it. Here's what I learned about the orange man's neuroses.
When I Died and Came Back, I Left Something on the Other Side
"I died on August 19, 2011, near my house in Mesa, Arizona. I was not in my body, I was not with my body, I was not part of my body, but for a while I was still somehow aware of it all."
Kobayashi Taught Me to Be a Champion Hot Dog Eater
The greatest competitive eater of all time showed me how it's done.
I Toured NYC's Least Hygienic Restaurants and They Were Delicious
I sampled food from restaurants that have fallen afoul of the Health Department, and enjoyed almost all of it. Then I puked.
A 'Beer Suicide' Is the Perfect Drink if You Want Everyone at the Bar to Hate You
A beer suicide is a mixture of all the drafts together in one glass. Sometimes it's dark, sometimes it's fruity, but it's always weird as hell.
Sugarfree Gummy Bears Are Not Safe for Humans
There has been lots of talk on the internet lately about Haribo sugarfree gummy bears and how they make you make shit like a madman. It's all true.